We’ve all dreamed up ingenious ways of getting rid of our credit card. Here is our take on the age old tradition of getting rid of your credit card.
Swing ye old Axe, like a Burly Man Would
Swing ye Axe
Bury the hatchet is how the saying goes. So why not bury the hatchet by swinging away at your credit card and showing who is boss.
Bonus Points: dress up like Gimli and swing away shouting: “Bring your pretty face to my axe.”
Gratification Factor: 3/5
Shred it
Shred it
Everyone loves hearing the buzzing of a shredder, from some reason it connects with us on a very fundamental level: namely we all like seeing things being destroyed or at very least broken*. Before shredding your credit card, first make sure the shredder can actually shred your card as some manufacturers can?t handle the density of the cards plastic and does the opposite of what is intended, namely destroys your shredder, although that isn’?t inherently bad. See *
Gratification factor: 3/5
Do an Edward Scissorshands
You too can have this goofy smile, cut up your Credit Card
Ah Yes the tried and tested method to Kill your Credit card, cutting your Credit Card up into little itty bitty pieces. This is truly a testament that you can?t beat a classic!
- Step one find said credit card
- Step two find sharp scissors, for added affect get one of those fancy scissors that do funky patterns.
- Start doing your best Edward Scissor Hands impersonation on the card
- shaped piece of plastic
Gratification factor: 1/5
Burn baby Burn
Fire. Water. Burn
Where there is smoke there is a fire and nothing burns quit as nicely as plastic. The beautiful plumes of black smoke are ideal for signaling to your fellow credit carders that you?ve had enough. Grab your Card and place it in a vice grip of some description. From there light up your blow torch smelt that card.
It’s optional to have Blood Hound Gangs: “?Fire. Water. Burn”? blasting on the stereo. after all we don’t need no water let the mother burn.
Gratification factor: 3/5
Pretend you’re Rugged
When in Texas, do like the Texans
The logging and by extension loggers are amongst the manliest men on the planet. So why not declare that your testosterone level is up there with them by swinging a chainsaw around like they do in the Lone Star State.
Strap the Card to a log/stump or whatever else you like and maraud through that card like there is no tomorrow. Wearing plaid is optional
Gratification factor: 3/5
But will it blend?
But will your Credit Card Blend
Everyone has seen internet sensation: “But will it blend?” Follow suite by putting your cards through the gauntlet that is a blender.
Simply insert. Put the lid on and choose the smoothie option.
Ah Delicious
Gratification factor: 4/5
Stop, Hammer Time
MC Hammer Sledghammered is card
MC Hammer once declared: “you can! touch this”, he also said: “If you can’t groove to this then you’re probably dead?.”
I say he is wrong; on both counts.
Take that 10 pound and wallop your credit card, with a bit of luck, and Liquid nitrogen it’s be smashed into very small pieces
Gratification factor: 2/5
You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend
Scarface always had a way with words
It is quite probable that every one in their life has uttered the words: “Say hello to my little friend” and then promptly grabbing a gun pretending that they were Scarface, shooting up the place. Now is your opportunity to indulge in that de Palmaesque fantasy.
Shooting your credit card into smithereens is probably about as dangerous as it gets for law abiding netizens. Best done in a shooting range!
Gratification factor: 4/5
Disclaimer: Please note. All of the suggestions made here are at Online Casino Now, of course, are made in jest and shouldn’t actually be done, unless of course you really want to. If you do please make sure that take every precaution possible to ensure your and others safety. After all no one likes having a tomahawk coming there way!